it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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