all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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