What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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