Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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