covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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