On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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