We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
being pregnant is like rehab
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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