That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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