is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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