go do what you do best...puke behind churches
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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