Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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