Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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