After last night, I could never be a politician.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
