Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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