I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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