im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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