White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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