i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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