I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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