I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Can you bring me the toilet please
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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