I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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