physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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