How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
