I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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