I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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