Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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