I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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