It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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