i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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