I wanna bring you to show and tell
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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