i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Hippo gnu deer
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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