Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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