well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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