I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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