K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Randomize
