yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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