It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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