i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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