Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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