Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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