Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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