But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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