literally had 100 drinks last night.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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