nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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