i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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