Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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