Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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