Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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