she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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