Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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