i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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