i can't believe i had my finger in that
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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