Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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